I came across this video on my buddy's Facebook page. Some guy posted this on his wall to promote the "talent" he discovered. Of course, the word "talent" even in the most sarcastic tone does not even begin to describe how brutally fucking awful this song is. Oh gee, I wonder why the fuck this girl wasn't already discovered? Oh wait, maybe it's because this may in fact be the worst musical effort I have ever heard in my life. Lyrics are ridiculously retarded, I can't even elaborate on how retarded they are, they're just... retarded. Or maybe they're genius? The lyrics do seem to accurately describe how my generation's female club-going population seems to break down their nights. Maybe I'm not giving credit where credit is due? Maybe this is just one big satirical hoax? No. It certainly is not. I can't believe that I even considered that this song may have been produced in a satirical light. It's straight up garbage.
While the lyrics may have some humorously redeeming qualities to those who are bright enough to recognize them, the rest of the song sucks too. The beat sounds like jangly crap recycled from the early 90s. And her voice... my god... her voice... this is what truly sets this song apart. Her voice sounds like a medley of the voices of ten thousand beautiful angels playing the most wonderful harps up on their clouds in heaven- if of course, these angels were autistic and the harps were made out of the pissed-on shoestrings of all New York's homeless. During the bridge at 2:40, I wanted to smash my computer. During the a Capella last 10 seconds... I actually did.
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Wow, I just listened to this like 3 more times. I thought at first my computer audio might be out of tune. It's not. She's legitimately tone deaf. She may be the most tone deaf girl I've ever heard in my life. I think Helen Keller and William Hung could record a duet that sounds better than this crock of shit.
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