Welcome!

Welcome to the Multiple lol Movement. We hold your mind hostage the same way we'd all like to hold Ann Coulter hostage. We'd request a hefty ransom from Rupert Murdoch for Ann, but we'll let you view our blog for free. All in the spirit of the internet!
Warning: You may develop Stockholm Syndrome and fall in love with your witty and insightful captors. And if you look like Miss Coulter... well, we won't be too upset... it's better than we usually do. Say what you will, but oh c'mon, you know you'd let that uniquely attractive female Skeletor give you a ride...She'd probably shout Jesus' name during reverse cowgirl. But it's a compliment, you know, measuring up to that (fictional character).
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